Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
I heard Michael Clifford dropped his pants and SHAT on a fans artwork at a CD signing like he stood up on the table and dropped a deuce right onto the paper
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"