I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
steal my girl is probably just three minutes of niall laughing like nicki minaj in anaconda
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
I just realized that Rose is stuck for the rest of her life with a man who occasionally talks like Donna Noble
I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT UNTIL I SAW THIS POST OMG
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS